Tuesday, November 15, 2005

"erika needs"........

SO....Missy did it.....April did it....Colleen did it.....so of course I had to ;)
"But Mom...all the cool kids were doing it!!!"...yeah....yeah.....

So you go to google....and you type in your name and needs in quotes...like "erika needs"....
hit search...and write down the first 10 things.....
Funny funny stuff....

1. erika needs to eat a steak sandwich while doing sit-ups
2. erika needs her rest in order to be ready for the Ball.
3. erika needs coffee (true that)
4. erika needs to have research herself on Prometrium when she is talking to the doctor.
5. erika needs 2 shut up her fat ass.....(hmmm....THAT is not nice....)
6. erika needs devine healing
7. erika needs to have her own stamps to mail the letters.
8. erika needs to sing and work and be clean.
9. Walter, in all his youthful naivety, thinks that he will conquer the iron maiden's heart by wooing her, which is in fact the last thing erika needs.
10. erika needs to learn how to open up and trust again.

I do not need wooing from Walter...
I should probably do some sit-ups....minus the sammy, because lets face it....I can't even convince myself to do the sit-ups...much less coordinate eating AND doing them.....
#5 that was just not nice.....April can relate to google being hateful....
and that's all folks...xxxe

6 comments:

Colleen said...

hehehehe

situps while eating a steak sandwich. ummm, yeah, i'll take the sammich and pass on the situps.

makes me think of george eating the sammich during sex on seinfeld. hehe

gabbyfek said...

tee hee
those are FUNNY...
mikey's are funny too...
he needs a blog....
;)
i love you, sisser.
xox,
g

Mara said...

hahahha - now i have to go try this.

Ashley Calder said...

oh my gosh.. very funny. I love the one about getting ready for the Ball :)



Ashley.

Anonymous said...

hee hee hee..you are so funny miss e!

Jen said...

I think you are the winner of The Weirdest Strange "I Need" Google Contest Thingie. All very unusual answers. Hmmm....