Friday, December 02, 2005

My day in a nutshell...just not a peanut one ;)

Did we learn NOTHING from having to wear Aunt Gabby's pink boxers?!?!?
Waiting TOO long to go pee...
it's NOT a good thing.....

I pick Jack up from school.
We go to the grocery store.
Not my usual Wallyworld run...noooo....
No, we go to the froofroo grocery,
because it's on the way home.
So Jack, Coley and I get all of our much need food....and start heading to check out....
Jack who has been oblivious to the world...playing his gameboy in the cart...
announces (loudly) "I HAVE TO PEE! WEALLY BAD!"...
Of course you do..because you've now waited to the last possible second so you could keep playing your game...
soooo I speed to the front of the store when I hear....
"OOOOOOOOOh nooooooooo! I'm SOWWY MOMMY!"
Fanfreakingtastic...
Jack is now crying....
Colten is laughing...
I'm thinking about how I'd REALLY like to ditch the cart and make a run for it....
because lord knows at that exact moment w/ my luck I'm certain to run into Jill and baby Paris... (long story for another day)
So I run into the bathroom to assess the damage...
he's soaked.
I remove his shirt, tie it around his waist...put his coat back on....and confidently march back out to check out....praying i run into no one I know..
thankfully I didn't...
and we made it home.

Where...
after lunch I decide to actually GO to the post office,
instead of just thinking about it.
So I'm boxing up the circle journal to mail Erin (which btw Erin the whole time I was thinking....damn..If I were a nice friend I'd be sending some fabulous ornament or scrappy delight....but instead, just the cj...I suck, sorry)....
boxing up the circle journal my son is doing....
and low and behold I find a box (always the struggle in mailing for me..the boxing up)
to FINALLY for the love of all things good.....mail Missy her CD...
please don't get excited Missy...
keep reading....
SO I'm getting ready to put the CD in the box...
and think....
would it not be in typical e fashion to send her the wrong freaking CD...
HAHA...I think..
I'm not THAT dumb...
I open the CD cover...
and there is the CD, w/ all the stampage...."HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISSY LOVE ERIKA"
ahhh, so cute.
I decide to put it on, because I've forgotten what's on it...Its been THAT long...
The first song..
wow....
I don't remember putting anything this heavy on it..
next...
er...
next...
uh-huh....
OOOOH YEAH, and with that I give you typical e....
I STAMPED MY HUSBANDS HEAVY METAL CD w/ ....
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISSY LOVE ERIKA" ...oh yes, I did.
Can I find missy's cd?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
Do I know how to burn another?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
(please refer to the previous post regarding my computer illiteracy)
OMG! At this point I'm laughing outloud...
So, MISSY...I swear....someday....You will get your CD.
I am going to have to include a logan echolls t-shirt as a bonus gift ...

Seriously....
what is wrong w/ me?!?!?...heehee...
major dork.

Also I'd like to thank you for your sweet words about Jack and his allergies...
but please don't stop eating peanut butter.....
I swear the peanut growers association is going to come after me....
I just meant....if there was a child with an allergy in your child's class....be aware..
don't actually quit eating it...
although Jack sends his warmest regards for offering :)

My house is clean....my husband is on his way home....
happy happy weekend to you all! xxxe

13 comments:

gabbyfek said...

CRYING
sisser
you kill me
holy CRAP.....
too funny.
i am pretending you didn't do this... awwwww honey bunny....
you're the best.
and so is jack...
even if he has issues w/ sometimes waiting too long to pee.
i feel that way sometimes, too.
i owe missy a package.
so... bring up the CD this weekend.
we'll try again.
and you said "scrappy delight"-- and that, friend, is FUNNY.
love you.
xox,
g

gabbyfek said...

by this weekend
i meant next
of course.
;)
xo,
g

April said...

is this the longest post you've ever done!?? i WUV it. and all your crazy-dayness. and you.

xoxoxoxoxoxo

RACHEL =) said...

OH ERIKA, I HAVE A "PEE" STORY TOO... IN THE GROCERY STORE, I SWEAR!! WHY *DO* KIDDIES FEEL THE NEED TO WAIT SO LONG?! OY! SO I TOTALLY RELATE!!!!!!

LOVE TODAY'S POST SO MUCH, MADE ME SMILE, MADE ME GIGGLE, MADE ME LAUGH... I LOVE IT!! AND I AM SOOOOOOOO GLAD YOUR HUBBY'S ON THE WAY HOME!! YAY! GO CELEBRATE =)

Erin said...

oh sweetie e,
someone really needs to start following you around with a video camera!
we could put your life on TV!
it's would be realit-E...
get it, get it!
hee hee hee...
i've so had days like this!
don't worry girly, i'll just be happy to get a CJ you've touched!
even though i always want to rip your pages out and then glue them back in as my own.
and be all... "i guess erika didn't want to participate..."
lol...
if it makes you feel any better caleb has pooped in his pull up the last two morning before i got out of bed and took it off and sat on the floor with his poop smeared butt!
ahhh, the joys of motherhood!!!!
love you!!!

Missy said...

I LOVE YOU.
This post had me going through a RANGE of emotions :)
and I loved it.
The cd doesn't matter, sweet cheeks.
The fact that you even burned me one is.
again.
I LOVE YOU!

Christy said...

HA! Erika, you're killing me girl! I can TOTALLY relate to the whole waiting until the VERY last minute to have to pee thing. Madison does this to me ALL the time! It's like why didn't you just go when I asked you (when it was convenient for mom) 10 minutes ago? GRRRR! And burning the wrong CD?! TOTALLY sounds like something I would do! It's called being a mom and trying to do ten things at once. Hee, hee!

Have a fabu weekend girlie!
C.

genevieve said...

omg toooo funny!
i also have not sent missy her CD
(insert blushing lil guy here)
you rock
xoG2

Colleen said...

i swear to god you are me, or i am you. we are twins. that shit with the CD, cracking me up!

Sarah said...

Holy Cow, why can't they have accidents when you're standing in the bathroom with a towel and cleaner, and the bathtub full of water? Why is it only when it is IMPOSSIBLE to do anything about it?!?!?!

Poor mama.

The CD thing? Hey, at least you got it posted, right!!!! :)

Jen said...

You're so funny.

Poor Jack. That's a bad story bout the peanuts, I bet it was scary. Ick.

Jamie said...

Oh man, that was hilarious! I love it! Poor Jack and waiting to pee. I've got to admit, when I'm really into the pea-praisin' I've been known to do the same thing! Without the wet outcome of course. Poor dude!

SUCH a funny story about Missy's CD! What if you'd actually sent that to her?!? She'd have gotten it and benn like......whaaaaaat. SO funny! I love it, you are too funny! :)

Ashley said...

dude.
Jude does that crap.
waits until the LAST freaking minute...
oooooh burns my turkey bacon.
love how you manage everything.
you seem so ontop of it.
you WOULD rock with 20 kids.
you would.