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My husband got me an orchid for my birthday.
Because he's really sweet...
and has much more faith in my ability to keep plants alive than he should...

This is Astrid.
So pretty...

Angela: Per your instructions, we have the personalized M&Ms with the baby names. This is your boy bowl, with the name "Chevy." And this is the girl bowl, with M&Ms with the name "Astird."
Phyllis: That can't be right.
Angela: Michael wrote down "Astird."
Michael: She said it is the name of a Viking princess. So...
Meredith: Ass...turd.
Michael: I know. I know. It is beautiful.

Hopefully she is a hardy little orchid.