hello people of my mothers blog,
its me, jared
i was told that some of y'all wanted to know about my "grape-juice-on-my-head" story
so here goes nothing....
so we had just gotten home from barnes and noble and everyone had gotten something there except me...so i got stuck with carrying everyones drink inside the house
i had taken a glass of grape juice, i love grape juice, into the car before we went to the store...so i thought it was empty, which turns out it wasn't...
so i put the "empty" cup of grape juice sideways on my head so i could hold the four other cups without dropping them
the rest of the "empty" cup of grape juice, which had a lot more in it then someone would normally expect it would, spilled all over my head and my north face, resulting in a very sticky, slightly purple head and coat...and now all of y'all know my story of the grape-juice-on-my-head
thank u, thank u, thank u
jared
ps i did type this all in "txt language" but my mom edited it so thanks mother
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Anna Quindlen :
...but the biggest mistake I made is the one that
most of us make while doing this.
I did not live in the moment enough.
This is particularly clear now that the moment is
gone,
captured only in photographs.
There is one picture of the three on them sitting in the grass
on a quilt in the shadow of the swing set
on a summer day,
ages 6, 4, and 1.
And I wish I could remember what we ate,
and what we talked about,
and how they sounded,
and how they looked when they slept that night.
I wish I had not been in a hurry to get on to the next things:
dinner, bath, book, bed.
I wish I had treasured the doing a little more
and the getting it done a little less.
...but the biggest mistake I made is the one that
most of us make while doing this.
I did not live in the moment enough.
This is particularly clear now that the moment is
gone,
captured only in photographs.
There is one picture of the three on them sitting in the grass
on a quilt in the shadow of the swing set
on a summer day,
ages 6, 4, and 1.
And I wish I could remember what we ate,
and what we talked about,
and how they sounded,
and how they looked when they slept that night.
I wish I had not been in a hurry to get on to the next things:
dinner, bath, book, bed.
I wish I had treasured the doing a little more
and the getting it done a little less.
7 comments:
Good story, Jared! I know what to get you for your birthday--and it's not a new North Face coat. . .
holy hot mess!
i think i just fell off the couch laughing
LOVE that child.
xoxoxoxoxo
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
you are definitely related to your aunt gabby.
xoxoxo.
that is HILARIOUS jared! and you definately have your mom's sense of humor, which is a good thing!! I love it! You should blog more often! tara
If by explaining the incident you thought it might make you seem less idiotic/clumsy...I don't think it worked. I will see if I can bring you home some Las Vegas style sippy cups for your grape juice.
Hahaha... I thought this story would be worthless without pictures, but Jared painted the picture perfectly.
Colins comment is priceless also.
E, officially love your entire family's sense of humor.
i'm not sure what is funnier...
j's explanation (and beginning it "hello people of my mothers blog") OR c's comment about vegas style sippy cups!
hilarious!
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